I was hungry. I walked into the kitchen wanting food. My mom was in there… doing whatever moms do. Cooking, going on Facebook, whatever. I remembered that we had a big bag of weird brownie things. I held then up in the air and told my mom, “THESE!”

“Oh yeah… we need to eat those.”

“What’s the expireation date?” I said… as I looked at it. It read, 02 March 17. “MOM! THEYRE EXPIRED!”

“Well, they’re not ruined.”

“THYERE EXPIRED!”

“If they’re expired it just means they can’t sell them in the store!”

“Oh! OPEN THEM!”