I was in the kitchen eating Cheezits. Like always. I then saw a knife in front of me. I don’t know why, but I picked it up. I slowly ran my finger along the cutting side of it. It was made up of bumps with even TINIER bumps on those bumps. I put a Cheezit onto the table and: *BANG* I chopped down on the Cheezit. It exploded into little Cheezit pieces. I ate them. Of corse.

CheeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE