Why: Because they’re evil. Jk. The real reason is….
Pigs are pink, so are the insides of cat ears, cat has three letters, so does pig, so back to pigs, pigs has four letters, pig had three letters, four plus three is 7 seven rhymes with eleven. eleven times 3 (the number of letters in pig) is 33… ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
Pigs are pigs you eat pigs we don’t eat the illuminate
How do you know we don’t eat illuminati? DUN DUN DUN.. no. No we don’t eat illuminati.