My mom was sad she didn’t get a doughnut at Ducun Doughnuts. She forgot. She ate a peace of my doughnut (I didn’t say she’d could… she did it anyway…) But she was sad so she said, “You should’ve got you get mine!”
“What? What did you say?”
“I don’t… I don’t know… đ”
“I don’t either.”
I was eating a chocolate glazed doughnut. That’s my favorite kind of doughnut. It’s also my moms favorite. That… that… that was a problem…
She chased me into the front room, and I was cornored in front of the front door. She tried to bite off a peice, and crouched lower and lower to the ground. Then she bit some of my doughnut.
I do not enjoy when these things happen to me.
Me and Meh mom were walking in the park. I looked at a duck and said, “Ya’ know, I’d like to have a pet duck so I could feel what duck feathers feel like.”
   “I don’t know if they’d like that.” My mom said, but I interrupted her with, “I’ve pet a chicken before.”
“You have? When?”
“Remember that petting thing where there were goats and sheep and a cow, a baby cow, and a donkey and stuff. There were also chickens.”
“Well, I know you’ve pet a baby chicken before – what are they called? Chicklings? No, that sounds like restaurant thing. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHICKLINGS!?”
“No mom. They’re called chicks. Just chicks.”
“Are you suuuuuuure?”
I was at school. My class was walking in line. Then, suddenly, the fire allarm went off.  I know how it happened, but I’m not gonna tell you why. Don’t ask why I won’t, but I promise it’s for the best. Well, everyone started to panic. Just kidding. I, and probably a lot of other kids, thought it was a drill. Of course, our teachers always told us if there was gonna be a drill. Of course, though I thought it was probably a drill, there was still the feeling of terror if it was real. I was kinda scared. Soon, I learned what really happened. Thank god. It wasn’t real. But still, it was scary when I wasn’t unsure. We spent a long time outside, and it was luckily spring, so it wasn’t cold. But I was still unsure what was gonna happen…
Later at lunch I was thinking about the fire allarm encident. Then I realized something. At 11:11 I made the wish: “I hope today will be exiting.”
Oops.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! This is sooo good! When you have time I absolutely recommend listening to this! Even if you don’t like or know anything about Undertale, there’s a relatively good chance you’ll like this song! Give it a chance! I absolutely love it!
Espaecially 0:30 and the others parts like it.
Horrortale in another Undertale AU. And this is a song for it, it’d really good. Also, wait until it loops to decide you like it.
I brought some crackers with peanut butter in between them to school to eat as a snack. They were really good, but that isn’t the point. My friend Sophie did tell me she also had peanut butter crackers when she saw mine, but I didn’t pay too much attention to it. I assumed the meant she had them at home, like a brand which makes ACTUAL peanut butter crackers. Mine were two saltines with peanut butter spread in between. They were like a mini peanut butter sandwich! Later, at lunch I saw Sophie pull out a container. Inside⌠were the peanut butter crackers! But⌠it was⌠THE EXACT SAME THING! Two saltines with peanut butter in between them! I can’t believe we had them on the same day! The even more odd things is, I’ve never brought those to school EVER! And I’ve never seen Sophie with them either⌠EVER!
This morning at school we were doing this silly thing where we say hello to the whole class. We didn’t say hello though, we said something else… silly.
This time… my teacher said, “Today were going to be greeting the class with HOWDY! Then we’re gonna share our favorite subject, blah, blah, blah.” I instantly started snickering. I look to my friend Sam, still laughing. He then realized what I was thinking and started laughing too. I was very happy with myself, but I then noticed the best thing that could’ve happened. My shirt. I happened to wear just the right shirt that day! A great shirt with Flowey plonked right onto it. Omega Flowey too. I looked at Sam again, pointed to my shirt, and said, “And I’m wearing this shirt!” I completely burst out laughing and felf like instead of saying, “HOWDY my favorite subject is writing!” Say, “HOWDY IM FLOWEY! Flowey the flower! You’re knew to the underground aren’t ya! Oh yeah, I like writing!” I didn’t. I didn’t want to confuse some people who sadly didn’t know who Flowey was, well, that was the best morning… ever… !
Btw that’s the shirt I wore… on the same day.
I mean… I WORE THAT SHIRT ON THE RIGHT DAY!
Also if you don’t know, the first thing Flowey says to you is HOWDY! Then the rest of his magical lines…
My friend Sam went to get a piece of paper to draw on. He told me, âI’m gonna get a piece of paper.â
âYOU CANâT GET A PAPER!â
âWa- ; – ; â
âNO!â
âBut-â
âNO BUTS! YOU MAY NOT GET A PAPER! Unless I can get one too!â
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